My schedule has been updated through September. I'm doing mainly Carnival Cruise ships now. There are worse lives, I spend most of my time in the Caribbean, and warm weather does suit me. At this site are my schedule, contact info, and some other cool facts. I am not online every day, so it may take a few days for me to respond to your messages sent here, Facebook, MySpace or Twitter, but I do respond to each e-mail. I posted a funny video my wife and I made in Vegas on Facebook, as well as some old photos of me with hair and skinny, worth the trip. My new DVD titled, appropriately, "Boat Act" will be available here again, as soon as some computer repairs are done. Hope to see you at a show soon.

Here is my current schedule:

August:

11-17 Carnival Valor

18-21 Carnival Sensation

25-31 Carnival Valor

September:

1-4 Carnival Sensation

8-14 Carnival Valor

15-18 Carnival Sensation

22-28 Carnival Valor

29-10/2 Carnival Sensation

As I get older I still hate politicians as much as I did when I was a kid, only now I actually know why. I'm sick of this party line bullshit where no good bills which will benefit the people get passed because each party will only approve bills introduced by themselves. I wish I was an ignorant kid again, because I wouldn't be able to so clearly see how we, the people, are being controlled by big business and how America is being groomed to be a service industry nation. Fritz Lang's visionary work, "Metropolis", where the entire middle class has been disolved and there are only workers and owners is coming closer and closer to being reality. Our governmental system is, sometimes unfortunately, a democracy. If this were China, we'd be playing kickball in the streets with the heads of the chairmen of BP, AIG, Citigroup, Bernie Madoff, etc. BTW, from now on I'm just writing jokes which will appeal to smart and/or good looking people, so if you're not laughing, good luck with your life, you stupid, ugly bastard. I will be adding video clips and audio clips, as well as other enhancements to my web pages soon, watch for the changes. I also wrote a bunch more new material this month, feeling good about it. PEACE!-