Hey! I just updated my schedule. At this site are my schedule, contact info, and some other cool facts. I am not online every day, so it may take a few days for me to respond to your messages sent here, Facebook, MySpace or Twitter, but I do respond to each e-mail. I posted a funny video my wife and I made in Vegas on Facebook, as well as some old photos of me with hair and skinny, worth the trip. My new DVD titled, appropriately, "Boat Act" is available here. Hope to see you at a show soon.

Here is my August/September schedule:

AUGUST:

26-29 Carnival Pride

SEPTEMBER:

1-7 Carnival Miracle

8-10 Carnival Victory

15-21 Carnival Liberty

23-25 Carnival Glory

29-30 Carnival Dream

OCTOBER:

1-5 Carnival Dream

I'm about sick of people bashing president Obama, especially since they were the people who voted him in, and were so self righteous about him during the campaign! If you don't think I have some great new material about him, you're wrong, but, really, give the guy a chance for his ideas to play out, you ADHD excuse loving morons! He can't just say something and make it happen with a wave of his hand, his name is Barack, not Jesus. We gave a stuttering retard who couldn't speak or spell 8 years before him! I'm an independent voter, and there are some things which have happened since the election which I don't like, but those were done by other members of the Democratic party whom I don't like, such as Pelosi, Reid, and Geithner. I like the way Obama is willing to take on problems both sides have ignored for decades, such as the banking industry. Remember, our governmental system is, sometimes unfortunately, a democracy. If this were China, we'd be playing kickball in the streets with the heads of the chairmen of BP, AIG, Citigroup, Bernie Madoff, etc. BTW, from now on I'm just writing jokes which will appeal to smart and/or good looking people, so if you're not laughing, good luck with your life, you stupid, ugly bastard. I will be adding video clips and audio clips, as well as other enhancements to my web pages soon, watch for the changes. I also wrote a bunch more new material this month, feeling good about it. PEACE!-